First off, being out of shape just won’t cut it in the land of zombies. You need to be quick and limber in order to escape tight situations. Outrunning and outsmarting zombies requires a lot of cardio, so exercise now before you find your neighbors knocking down your doors for brains. Along with being in shape, you should stretch from time to time. Surviving a zombie apocalypse is much like a football game, if you pull a muscle or strain your back, you’re not going to be able to outrun your opponent for long.
Now that you’re in shape and ready to take on the world, you must know that surviving a zombie apocalypse requires being ruthless and almost heartless. This might cause a problem for most people but as long as you follow these few rules, you will learn how to stay alive longer.
First off, there is no such thing as private property in the land of the undead. Everything is for the taking when trying to survive so don’t feel bad if you have to loot a dead neighbors house or break into a store or two to grab necessary equipment, food, or beverages.
Being ruthless also requires minimal heroics. There is no reason to endanger yourself to help somebody else. Unless there is some sort of benefit towards you, I would stay away from any heroic activity.
Now here is the hardest part of being ruthless, being able to kill a friend or family member who has been bitten. The good news is you don’t necessarily have to kill them right away. If they are still mobile, they can be useful as bait to lure zombies away from you. As heartless as this may seem, it is better than having to kill them. You just have to remember, everybody is hungry for flesh when they are a zombie so kill them before they kill you.
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